I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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