i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Actions speak louder than pants.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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