Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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