Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
North Korea, Best Korea!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
