Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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