can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
