Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we're making bets on your personal life
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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