So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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