For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Do you have feelings for this penis?