so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
well you can't waste a boner
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.