I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS