why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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