rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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