you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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