how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize
