based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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