i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
