Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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