why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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