I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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