These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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