His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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