At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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