I love black thongs
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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