Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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