Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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