i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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