Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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