Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Two words: nipple clamps
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