i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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