whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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