We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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