Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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