is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
17 year olds will be the death of me.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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