Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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