it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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