he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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