i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Alive.
So much puke
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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