Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I came so hard my ears popped.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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