remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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