covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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