he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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