belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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