i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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