god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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