the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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