Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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