Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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