i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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