too bad you live with your parents still
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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