Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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