Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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