so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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