Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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