That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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