Sry I called you an 8
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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