We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
God, I missed his penis.
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