Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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