who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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