Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
