she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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