White coat. Heels.
handjob tips. give me some.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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