Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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