Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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