i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.